One of North Carolina's past governors is famous for remarking that "it's been a long time between drinks." Well, it's been a long time between posts. February turned out to be busy and not entirely healthy. I visited western N.C. for work, which was snowy and beautiful, but I came down with a terrible sinus infection right after that. Eric, meanwhile, has been enduring a long, drawn-out cold.
But we did get to see a house move across downtown Raleigh, and the boys have been having a great time on the basketball court.
I know y'all come here for the boys, but here's my Watauga County trip summed up in list-form:
1. If someone made a heat-map of Subaru Baja ownership, there would be a big red blob over Watauga County.
2. If you're driving in Watauga County and it's been snowing and it's 10-degrees, stick to the main roads and well-traveled secondary roads. Don't try the secondary-secondary roads.
3. If you decide to disregard #2 and drive on a third-tier road, make sure you own a Baja.
4. Nothing will make you feel farther up the creek than calling AAA for help when you ignore points 2 and 3 and having AAA call you back to say, "Our provider in that area tells us that the road you are on is impassible and he will not be able to get you."
5. Who needs AAA when you have a friendly Irishwoman who calls a local towing company for you and then Dustin the tow-truck driver (who had just fielded the AAA phone call) gives you instructions over the phone?
6. If you're stuck on a snowy incline, pointing up, you're going to have to back down. No two ways about it.
7. Here's how you do it: put your foot on the break, raise your parking break up 2 or 3 or 4 clicks (I found 3 clicks to be my comfort zone), and put your car in neutral. Not drive, not reverse: neutral. Then let up on your foot break very, very slowly, keep you foot on the break and your hand working the hand-break and back that thing on down. When you reach a driveway where you can turn around, give a big wave and a yeeeee haaaa to the Irish lady standing at the top of the hill and toss your AAA card out the window.
8. Everywhere looks better in the snow, but boy-howdy, Watauga County is some kinda pretty.
Meanwhile, back in the flatlands, Jed caught a great picture of the police being caught off guard as workers lowered stoplights during the house-move.
On the courts, Macon takes a shot (but misses) . . .
and drives his opponents nuts with tenacious D.
Proud kid with his first trophy:
his coach said Macon was the team's best passer and most improved player.
Jed's no slouch either, with improving dribbling skills and fake-passing.